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Study Finds 83% of ICE Agents Took the Job Because Raids Are the Only Time They Get to Touch Women

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Jun 16, 2025
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Lynchburg, Virginia — A new study released by Liberty University reveals that over 80% of Immigration & Customs Enforcement (ICE) agents chose the profession because it was a guaranteed path to touching women.

In fact, “physical contact during arrests accounts for 93% of ICE agents’ annual human interaction,” researchers confirmed. “It’s also when their…

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